There are very few things in this world that I love as much as Jason Voorhees. He's the perfect horror villain. He's brutal, unthinking, and merciless. So it was with a certain amount of skepticism that I entered into the remake of Friday the 13th. Good news! It might as well have been a sequel. It minimally messes with the legend and tries to make it more real-world without any supernatural elements, but all that bullshit is beside the point. What you have ...